remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but