My Life As Lis

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poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

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every porn ever

guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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stuartsometimes:


I warned you
shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

image

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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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fileformat:

STOP

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railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

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